!!--WARNING--!!
When it comes to screenwriting, most of what's on the net is
crap. Surfing the web will make you think it'll take you
11 hours and 32 minutes to achieve your every dream of success,
fame, fortune and a perfect tan in Hollywood. And you'll have a bigger
schlong, too. Many books, seminars and web sites have made it seem easy to
succeed in Hollywood that I thought it refreshing -- and necessary-- to present the truth.
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Some of what lies beyond will not be easy for you to read, particularly if you're new to the field. Yet screenwriting is
like any of the arts, it is definitely not easy, and not for the
squeamish. Most screenwriting texts and sites fail to address this
disturbing, yet profoundly true fact
in any real way.
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Each page will feature a short "blurp," on an ugly
aspect of the business and "Joe's Advice" on dealing with the
situation. The term "blurp" comes from a
screenwriting pal who died before realizing his dream of selling a script.
Want some reality? Attend a funeral of someone who perished before seeing
his dream come true. Geeez.
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If you're in love with the idea of writing for a living and will stand nothing negative, this site isn't for you. But it's guaranteed that there's something ahead that'll leave you thinking. So gird your loins, strap on your emotional body armor and come on in. You're about to meet a...

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